libertine ([info]xjournalxcorex) wrote,
@ 2006-06-04 16:28:00
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New music?
"Get down on all fours, open your back door
Don't it feel so goood with a lady and a duuude
Boy get in the center, she'll take off your sweatah
I'll take down your panties, dress you all in leathah!

I had a fantasy since I was nine
'Bout blowin' loads in a butt while loads are blown in mine
Don't blame me for bein' sick for dick
Sometimes it's titties that I wanna lick!
I'm such a slut I've tried everything
I've choked down six dicks while eatin' Burger King
That ain't shit compared to what I've done
Once jacked off in a hot dog bun
So I got a idea, little boys listen here
Me and Hunx on you like cheese on a quesadilla

We're almost late for a 12:30 luncheon
It's your ass that we'll be munchin'
Kidnap your ass like you're Patty Hearst
Damn my dick is about to burst
Boy I know that your homework is due
But me and Chunx hella wanna screw!!
Pass the lube, the lettuce and the sour cream
It's time for a DOUBLE DECKER SUPREME!!!!"


- "Double Decker Supreme"

Yes. This is for real - Gravy Train!!! is an actual band. I can't stop laughing; "Double Decker Supreme" and "You Made Me Gay" are my favorites. And I'd like to argue that Gravy Train!!!! is more of an experience than it is music.



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[info]that_heather
2006-06-05 01:03 am UTC (link)
I'll take down your panties, dress you all in leathah!

^ Best line besides the hilarious jacking off in a hot dog bun one.

OH GOD I LOVE THIS BAND.
I swear, if they ever come anywhere NEAR Virginia or our colleges WE ARE SO THERE.

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[info]xjournalxcorex
2006-06-05 02:36 am UTC (link)
HELLS YEA!!
"More fire in my crotch than Danny Bonaducci!"

I love "You Made Me Gay" too:

"I got somethin’ to say! (what?)
I’m kinda gay! (yeah?)
I like to get paid and have sex for days (no!)
...
I thought you liked it that way?
Naw bitch! I'm fuckin GAY!
...
But menz ain’t got no pussy
They ain’t got no vagina
I’m THROUGH with you gay boyz
Drop outta mankind-a!
...
Well maybe I should change my ways and stick to only ladies
'Cause I don't what shitty menz and I don't want shitty babies!!"

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[info]zekeyekez
2006-06-07 04:04 am UTC (link)
platinum pete and coby won kenobe:
"brown town"

"even though we're married"
choice quote: "i wanna let you know/i masturbate/every time i see someone who's not you"

IM me for them, the lyrics are about as elusive as the tracks themselves, but i promise you pure comedic gold.

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